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Insert appropriate Title here: Well, where do I start? I'm not good at these but I'll give it a shot! My names Alex. I'm 19 and currently killing myself in college and at work. My friends like to make fun of the way I look at life but I'm just trying to live through it, no matter what comes my way.

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

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kainypoo:

ira-goddess:

i dont understand why nid is considered to be an annoying champion. dodging her spears is probably the only thing you need to avoid, she’s pretty much useless if she can’t skillshot and activate her passive. 

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

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unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

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snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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meteor-falls:

Pokemon HQ Lab, Orre RegionPokemon XD: Gale of Darkness / GameCube

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meteor-falls:

Pokemon HQ Lab, Orre Region
Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness / GameCube

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(Source: best-of-memes)

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itstangbruh:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

that’d look sweet

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itstangbruh:

spaceexp:

What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.

that’d look sweet